Just for fun, I went to the eHarmony website and filled out their free personality profile.
OK, not so much for fun, but it’s been a pretty dismal year on the dating scene and I thought I’d let the experts take a shot.
I can’t tell you how thrilled I was to find out that the closest person that they list as compatible with me lives in Northern Illinois.
Not only is there nobody in the local area I’m compatible with, there’s nobody in the whole freakin’ state! Or any neighboring state for that matter! I’ve got to go two states up and one to the left to find my soul mate.
Just another of the burdens I bear, being so exceptional and all….
Rich -
If it makes you feel any better, know that your eHarmony story - as painful as it was at the time - brought a good chuckle to at least one reader.
Cheers,
Rob