What I expect to hear from INdymedia, DUckland, and the rest of the usual suspects within a day or two:
The evil genius bastard Karl Rove has done it again!Damn the man! He's simply too crafty for us to contain. We are like children trying to pay chess against Bobby Fischer when we go up against this man. It's not fair; he humiliates us time and again, orchestrating world events like some mad puppeteer.
All the while we've been focussing on Gitmo and Abu Ghraib, thinking that they were the real story, now we know it was all a decoy. He's been hard at work in Iran, manipulating that country behind the scenes and helping them rig the election so hardliner and alleged hostage taker Mahmoud Ahmadinejad would win. Now that moron Bush has the perfect pretext to extend his immoral and illegal invasion in the Middle East to Iran.
Damn, that Rove is good!
There is a prize for the first commenter linking to a post or a comment from a lefty claiming that the Iranian election was rigged by Rove (or the CIA, PNAC commision, Trilateral Commission, or hell, I'll toss in the Skull and Bones society just for levity's sake) to allow the invasion to move from Iraq to Iran.
I'd look myself, but I just showered.
Posted by Rich at July 1, 2005 10:50 PM | TrackBack