March 30, 2005

There's a Reason why Florida is Becoming Known as the "Persistently Vegitative State.

Let's face it folks, the last few years haven't been too kind to the Sunshine State.

  • An inability to read simple declarative sentences causes much trouble in deciding which hole to punch in a piece of paper, a task completed admirably by 1st graders outside the state of Florida.
  • A collective weakness of limb and/or spirit made it too difficult to tear the hole in said pieces of paper.
  • Frequently losing track of minor wards of the court in foster homes with abusive/neglectful parents.
  • Starving a brain damaged woman to death based on a statement made by her husband, a man with a concubine and two children who stands to gain roughly a million dollars with her death.

It can't get much worse can it?

I wouldn't be writing this if it couldn't.

Now, they are giving morphine to the starving woman to counter the effects of the pain they claim she can't feel or perceive that she feels, despite the fact that they previously claimed that starvation is not painful, but euphoric!

Is there a sane person left in Florida? When I see Jesse Jackson standing in support of Jeb Bush, I have to wonder if we really are living in the end times.

Posted by Rich at March 30, 2005 4:36 PM | TrackBack
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who stands to gain roughly a million dollars with her death

Dude..even the Schindlers acknowledge that its less than $50,000.

Posted by: Manish on March 31, 2005 1:45 AM
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