Alrighty boys, you got us licked. I'm gonna throw in the towel. Y'all were right all along. We pajama clad bloggers wouldn't know a real story if it jumped up and bit us on our Barcalounger shaped behinds. BUt you guys, you professional journalists, you really know how to go out and get a story, don't you.
Yeah, while we're out here sitting in the comfort of our own homes, spouting off quickly researched and linked commentary, you're out there in the trenches, getting the real story.
Updated: 4:39 p.m. ET March 2, 2005MIAMI - A former topless dancer who was famously cleared of battering a Florida nightclub patron with her “crazy big” breasts has shed her oversized silicone implants and put one of them up for auction on eBay.
Now that's a reporter with a nose for news. Well, maybe not a nose, but some bodily appendage. Yep, Reuters certainly does some fine reporting.
Of course, the fun doesn't end there. After carefully reading the article, I found this amusing disclaimer at the bottom:
Copyright 2005 Reuters Limited. All rights reserved. Republication or redistribution of Reuters content is expressly prohibited without the prior written consent of Reuters.
Is a permalink "written permission?"
Now then, now that I know how the big guys get their stories, I think I'm going to get into investigative journalism myself, and head down to the local "Gentleman's Club", and conduct some field research.
Posted by Rich at March 3, 2005 11:41 PM | TrackBack