For a change!
When you spill chocolate ice cream on your white UT National Championship shirt, immediately remove said shirt and wash in the sink to prevent the stain from setting, then toss the shirt into the washer with a load of your son's clothes, already in progress, then, when pulling the clothes from the dryer, you discover that he had a red pen in his pocket.
The big game has gone back and forth all day, and you score a touchdown with less than 3 minutes to play. Your kicker, who hasn't missed an extra point in his career, has the chance to tie the game.
He misses.
Less than two minutes later, he kicks a 50 yard field goal to win the game.
Later, Gators! Vols 30, Gators 28.
Convince the media and the elctorate to focus not on your performance over the last 20 years in the Senate, but on your 3 months in country during the Viet Nam war 30 years ago.
(OK, it's a little political)
Cancel school for Friday at 3:25PM on Thursday because "Ivan is coming!" Spend Friday watching the clouds break up and the sun come out by evening. Cancel the Ark you ordered.
I don't remember ever getting out of school because "it might rain tomorrow!"
Gather up the rosters of every little league football team in the division and check exhaustively for the tiniest clerical errors. Demand that those teams forfeit every game played if any child affected by these errors was on the sideline, regardless of whether they played or not. Assume first place in the conference with a 1-0 record despite losing every game on the field.
After all, it's all about the kids, right?
Causing multiple wrecks with your aggressive driving style, pissing off nearly everybody who races with you, then, when it really counts, getting taken out by another jerk who drives just like you do.
I hope everybody had a good weekend.
If you counted up all the times Knox County schools has called off schools in anticipation of a big weather event (usually snow - never seen it called for rain till last week), and then counted up the number of times the weather actually ended up warranting calling off schools, you'd probably only get about 50%.