College Students
"You should really read 'The Old Man and the Sea.' It's all about fishing."
Kids
"Would you like some coffee cake?"
"No thanks, I don't like the taste of coffee."
"You traded your lunch!"
"Unh uh, I didn't"
"Yes you did; I saw you!"
"No you didn't; you weren't there when I traded!"
As the car turned left onto a road
"Are we going this way?"
Early Christmas morning
"I'll put it together. Just hand me the destructions."
One for the family
Sung a la John Denver and Country Roads "Almost heaven....creamed spinach"
Posted by Rich at December 9, 2003 3:06 PM | TrackBackYou know it is sad when you have heard worse...
Posted by: Isaac on December 9, 2003 11:28 PMpost 'em! You should be in a great place to hear all kinds of absurd things.
Posted by: rich on December 10, 2003 12:22 PM