December 2, 2003
Season's Greetings!
My daughter bought a cute little hat the other day. It looks like a standard red fuzzy elf kinda hat, except for a green coil twisting up about a foot over her head that holds a sprig of mistletoe. "Kiss Me" is written in gold sparkly stuff on the side of the hat.
As we walked through the mall, she got smiles, winks, and a kiss or two.
Being a single, happening kind of guy, I decided I would try it on and see what I got.
Two restraining orders, several slaps, and I've been barred from the mall for 6 months.
I don't need mistletoe, I need the whole dang foot...
Posted by Rich at December 2, 2003 12:54 PM | TrackBack