May 12, 2003

Breaking News!

Jayson Blair has landed on his feet after being fired from the New York Times for plagiarism, making up quotes, and assorted other journalistic no-nos. His transgressions caught the eye of none other than Michael Moore, who hired him to write the script of Moore's next big documentary, Farenheit 911. Moore said:

With his journalistic talents and storytelling ability, he'll fit right in here with the rest of us. After all, it's the story behind the facts that matters, and Jayson has a knack for ignoring the facts to get to that story, and that's just what I need for my documentaries.

Hey, it could be true....

Posted by Rich at May 12, 2003 9:38 PM | TrackBack
Comments

A match made in Heaven. Surely.

Posted by: Michael Duff on May 12, 2003 10:30 PM

Now Moore just needs to hire Stephen Glass, and he'll have his own Dream Team.

Posted by: Derek Curry on May 12, 2003 10:48 PM

Lies, I tell you. Lies, sheer lies all of it.

Michaal Moore, sharing the spotlight for creativity with anyone else -- nay, never.

Posted by: J Mike on May 12, 2003 10:50 PM

I see the dream team as Michael Moore, Jayson Blair, Stephen Glass, Geraldo Rivera and Baghdad Bob.

Posted by: Joanne Jacobs on May 13, 2003 4:33 AM

That's great, Rich. :-) But as mentioned above, Baghdad Bob, the Master of Information, must be on that team.

Posted by: Bjorn on May 13, 2003 2:13 PM
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