OK. That's it. No more Mr. Nice Guy. The French , Germans, and Belgians want to play games; we'll play games right back.
From now on, no more french fries. That's right, french fries are out. And I'm not done, either. No more French dressing on salads for this man. No siree bub. That stuff went straight down the sink just moments ago. And that french tickler that's been riding in my wallet for the last fifteen years?
It's history.
That's right folks, I'm pulling out all the stops.
And it isn't just France I'm boycotting, but Germany too. No more saurkraut, hot dogs, or German Chocolate cake, and the kids are not allowed to play the "punch buggy game" when we're in the car anymore. (I know that last really won't cost the Germans anything, but I'm tired of losing, and this gives me a good excuse.)
And don't think the Belgians are getting off scot free either. Of course, I had to think for awhile about what to boycott from Belgium. After all, they really don't supply much to us, except for Brussel sprouts and Jean Claude Van Damme movies, both of which suck, so boycotting them isn't going to be that difficult.
Just doing my part for truth, justice, and the American Way.
Posted by Rich at February 14, 2003 12:03 AMuuhhh.. Rich, french fries are Belgian.
Posted by: bob in the hills on February 14, 2003 8:32 AMBelgian waffles would be a good sacrifice for the cause.
Posted by: SK Bubba on February 14, 2003 9:49 AMI'll just start referring to french fries as chips, then they're OK, right?
As long as I use Idaho taters!
Posted by: SayUncle on February 14, 2003 10:35 AMYep, chips are cool, whether the American or English variety.
As for French fries being from Belgium, hey, that's two for the price of one!
Posted by: rich on February 14, 2003 1:50 PMYou girls are kidding, aren't you ?
Posted by: Studentdeluxe on February 19, 2003 9:02 AMDo I have to give up french kissing too?
Posted by: John on February 21, 2003 11:50 AM