January 20, 2003

The Taxman Cometh

That Bastard!

I did my taxes tonight, and happy, happy, joy, joy, I got hit with the AMT. For those of you who don't know what that is, it's a tax designed to get the evil rich bastards who don't pay enough in taxes because of excessive deductions.

I guess I'm a member of the evil rich now, 'cause My taxes were increased by $120 over what I expected. My excessive deductions?

I call 'em my kids.

Pretty sad state of affairs. It's getting so you can't afford to make a little extra money. I wonder who's idea that was?

Posted by Rich at January 20, 2003 10:59 PM
Comments

Hahahaha, you're wealthy. Now, i must hate you and accuse you of all evils in the world. Oh wait, I'm rich too since my deduction for student loans is phasing out.

Bah!

Posted by: SayUncle on January 21, 2003 8:35 AM

Yeah, I thought the AMT was only used to get rich guys upside down on their stock options. Rich has been holding out on us...

Posted by: SK Bubba on January 21, 2003 8:41 AM

That's hard cheese, man. Next thing you'll know, they'll be knocking on your door to schedule an audit.

Posted by: Bill Peschel on January 21, 2003 2:35 PM

Hell, if I'd known that I'd have let you by the beer. You look deceptively middle-class for a captain of industry.

Posted by: bob in the hills on January 21, 2003 6:46 PM

EXTRA MONEY? What's that? I've heard about it, but I've never actually seen any.

Posted by: bob in the hills on January 21, 2003 6:48 PM

Why you "big oil" lovin' lower class hatin' evil little man!

Posted by: Justin on January 23, 2003 10:19 AM

It's been three days, and I'm thinkin' we've caught him with drawers in a bunch. Come on Rich, nobody goes AWOL over taxes at our level. What's the skinny on your end? Are you really filthy rich, or just a master of disguise?

Posted by: bob in the hills on January 23, 2003 8:37 PM

Wasn't America started to get a way from tax?

Posted by: cory on January 24, 2003 9:52 AM
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