December 9, 2002

From my Email

A few thoughts to make your Monday go a little better:

  • A day without sunshine is, like, night.
  • I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
  • A clear conscience is usually an early warning sign of Alzheimer's.
  • Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
  • Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
  • Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

Posted by Rich at December 9, 2002 4:17 PM