Shots Across The Bow

10 Signs you've blogged too much

10 Signs you've blogged too much

1. You insert links into an interoffice memo.
   
2. The symbols on your angle bracket keys are worn out.
   
3. You're banned from Google for wasting bandwidth searching for yourself.
   
4. A mention of your blog by Glenn Reynolds causes you to call your family to brag, to which they respond "What's a blog?"
   
5. You require antidepressant therapy when Blogger is down.
   
6. You quit your job because one person leaves money in your tip jar.(That's it! I'm a professional now!)
   
7. You blog a critique of your child's first play. In realtime. On a laptop you brought to the performance.
   
8. You want to name your next child Infapundit.(C'mon, honey. It's perfect!)
   
9. Your future ex-wife forces you to choose between her and the blog. (god, I'm going to miss her!)
   
10. You write humorous lists in a blatant attempt to draw more traffic to your site. (Err...um.....)
    

Update Will Vehrs of Quasipundit gave me some new additions to the list, centering on a certain blogger whose endowments have been the subject of much discussion lately

• You swoon over a blogger's cleavage when "Celebrity Nudes" is only a click away on your "Favorites."
• You start planning a trip to Croatia.
• You start thinking that becoming a libertarian might be a good way to meet chicks. (Is it?)