American Absurdity, pt 2
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.Posted by Rich at June 24, 2002 7:29 PM
A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?
The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III."
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis and one blonde with big breasts."
The guy exclaimed, " Why kill a blonde with big breasts?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See smart guy, I told you no one would worry about the 140 million
Iraqis!"